I told my little boy one day, "Jaysen, you are a wonderful son"
to which he said..."And you're a great moon, Mommy."
Another time, I got mad at Jaysen because I was cleaning his room and I found BOOGERS on his wall. I asked him why he had put these on his wall, to which he said, "Everyone needs a booger baby sometimes."
Confused, I asked him what a booger baby was. He said, "You know, little boogers on the wall."
I said, "Sorry I asked."